Funny jokes-You're Still drinking too much Coffee when:

You're Still Drinking Too Much Coffee When:

* You channel surf faster without a remote.
* You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
* You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
* Your Thermos is on wheels.
* Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
* You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
* Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale.
* You can't even remember your second cup.
* You help your dog chase its tail.
* You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

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