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Eat you

The newly wed wife wakes up her husband and says,"Breakfast is ready. You need to eat something before going outdoors to work on the barn."

He says, "All I want to eat is you." And he does.

She throws away his breakfast.

He come in at noontime and she says, "I fixed you a nice lunch to eat, since you didn't have breakfast."

He says, "All I want to eat is you." And he does.

She throws away his lunch.

When he comes in late in the evening he finds his wife is naked and sliding down the bannister, running back up the stairs, and sliding down again. In total bewilderment he ask what she is doing.

She says, "For breakfast you ate me. For lunch you ate me. I'm just warming up your dinner."

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