Funny Animals Facebook Jokes Pjs


If animals had Facebook accounts,
their status would be like this:

Dog: Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon

Cockroach: managed to skip from some one's foot step.

Cat: my 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don't even remember. And should I tell her I'm going to eat her?

Mosquito: I am HIV positive this all due wrong sucking!!!

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all

Octopus: I have just refilled my ink.. hurray!!

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!!

Goat : Friends, don't go out, Eid holiday is coming

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