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Archive for December 2011

Hindi New Year SMS for Friend

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a...
Very Happy New Year 2012!

Girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

BHIKARI: Saab Rs.10 dedo cutting chai pini hai
MAN: K? chai to 5 ki hoti hai.
BHIKARI: Saath me girlfriend b hai
MAN: Bhikari hokar b girlfriend banali? :O
BHIKARI: Na saab. girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya. ;) :P :D

Frog vs. Ants

Perfectly logical..

Perfectly logical..

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

... A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)

The Skating King

So you've mastered the wheelie and you smash an endo every time you get a chance. Bet you think your a hot shot? Well check out this guy, Rollerblading behind his own motorcycle while he controls it using rope. That's a new one to try out, don't know if ill hook up my gixxer to some string though.




Bearded Dragon vs. Ants

Hum Ruthe To Kiske Bharose

Hum Ruthe To Kiske Bharose,
Kaun Hai Jo Aayega Hume Manane Ke Liye,
Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
Par Dil Kaha Se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane K Liye…

Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar…

Happy Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa Clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar…

Ish nacheez dil ki gustakhee to dekho...

Tumhi to manzil humari
Ankhon basi hai khwab tumhari
Zinda hai hum tere pyaar ke sahare
Tunhi to ho kismat humari…
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Ish nacheez dil ki gustakhee to dekho
Chala hain chand se ishq ka izhaar karne
Jiski roshni se roshan hai puri duniya
Usi ko chala hai pyaar ka roshni dene…
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Phool aap ke liye Kante Hamare liye
Sarak aap ke liye Gadde hamare liye
Shahad aap ke liye Karela hamre liye
Hum aap ke liye Aap humare liye..
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Log kehte hai tum kyun apne pyar ka izhar nahi karte.
Humne kaha jo labzo me bayan ho jaye…
sirf utna ham kisi se pyar nahi karte…
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Mohabbat shoq se hoti hai, iraadon se nahin.
Dosti insaan se hoti hai, pattaron se nahin.
Agar gila ho koi dil may to mita dena,
Giley apno se kiye jaatey hain, ghairon se nahin…
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Jab do Dilo ki mulakat hoti hai
To Pyar ki Shuruat hoti hai
Lekin jab shaadi hoti hai
To Sachhe pyar ki pahchan hoti hai…

Missing accountant

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?"

The businessman replies, "Both!"

What's inside - Funny Picture Joke

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Facebook Addiction

If you are on Facebook, I am sure you will find this hilarious.

The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the "Heroin Addiction Department (HAD)," the "Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)" and the "Bingo Addiction Department (BAD)." Then she spotted the department she was looking for: "Facebook Addiction Department (FAD)."

It was the busiest department in the clinic, with about three dozen people filling the waiting room, most of them staring blankly into their Blackberries and iPhones. A middle-aged man with unkempt hair was pacing the room, muttering,"I need to milk my cows. I need to milk my cows."

A twenty-something man was prone on the floor, his face buried in his hands, while a curly-haired woman comforted him.

"Don't worry. It'll be all right."

"I just don't understand it. I thought my update was LOL-worthy, but none of my friends even clicked the 'like' button."

"How long has it been?"

"Almost five minutes. That's like five months in the real world."

The 76-year-old woman waited until her name was called, then followed the receptionist into the office of Alfred Zulu, Facebook Addiction Counselor.

"Please have a seat, Edna," he said with a warm smile. "And tell me how it all started."

"Well, it's all my grandson's fault. He sent me an invitation to join Facebook. I had never heard of Facebook before, but I thought it was something for me, because I usually have my face in a book."

"How soon were you hooked?"

"Faster than you can say 'create a profile.' I found myself on Facebook at least eight times each day -- and more times at night. Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle of the night to check it, just in case there was an update from one of my new friends in India . My husband didn't like that. He said that friendship is a precious thing and should never be outsourced."

"What do you like most about Facebook?"

"It makes me feel like I have a life. In the real world, I have only five or six friends, but on Facebook, I have 674. I'm even friends with Juan Carlos Montoya."

"Who's he?"

"I don't know, but he's got 4,000 friends, so he must be famous."

"Facebook has helped you make some connections, I see."

"Oh yes. I've even connected with some of the gals from high school -- I still call them 'gals.' I hadn't heard from some of them in ages, so it was exciting to look at their profiles and figure out who's retired, who's still working, and who's had some work done. I love browsing their photos and reading their updates. I know where they've been on vacation, which movies they've watched, and whether they hang their toilet paper over or under. I've also been playing a game with some of them."

"Let me guess. Farmville?"

"No, Mafia Wars. I'm a Hitman. No one messes with Edna."

"Wouldn't you rather meet some of your friends in person?"

"No, not really. It's so much easier on Facebook. We don't need to gussy ourselves up. We don't need to take baths or wear perfume or use mouthwash. That's the best thing about Facebook -- you can't smell anyone. Everyone is attractive, because everyone has picked a good profile pic. One of the gals is using a profile pic that was taken, I'm pretty certain, during the Eisenhower Administration. "

"What pic are you using?"

"Well, I spent five hours searching for a profile pic, but couldn't find one I really liked. So I decided to visit the local beauty salon."

"To make yourself look prettier?"

"No, to take a pic of one of the young ladies there. That's what I'm using."

"Didn't your friends notice that you look different?"

"Some of them did, but I just told them I've been doing lots of yoga."

"When did you realize that your Facebooking might be a problem?"

"I realized it last Sunday night, when I was on Facebook and saw a message on my wall from my husband: 'I moved out of the house five days ago. Just thought you should know.'"

"What did you do?"

"What else? I unfriended him of course!"

Brewery presidents

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies,

"Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

10 Cool Photos by Conor Quinlan - II

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10 Cool Photos by Conor Quinlan - I

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About Conor Quinlan

I'm a nature and wildlife photographer and have always taken an interest in nature and the environment whilst enjoying traveling the world. Sharing my photography with others is something I really enjoy so that others can experience the powerful sense of awe I feel when looking at and capturing the stunning landscapes that our Planet has to offer. The environment means a lot to me and I hope that some day I will be able to use my photographs to influence peoples feeling about our amazing planet.


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Create Pencil Waste Flowers

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Ultimate Santa Banta Joke

Santa - Bhiga sa lagta hai aalam mujhe bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan mujhe. ­ ­
Banta - Uth sale bistar par susu kar dia hai tune­ ­.

Funny Hindi SMS

Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna… :D

Very Funny Hindi Friendship SMS

Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se
Ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se
Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh
Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se… :) :P

Extreme Pogo Stick Skills

This is definitely not your grandmother's pogo sticking. "Pogo GoPro" is a video of extreme pogo stunts shot with GoPro video cameras. The video is by Xpogo, "The Home of Extreme Pogo."


Taekwondo Finger Guy in Korea

There is a new Karate kid in town that I wouldn't want to tango with. His name is Taekwondo Finger guy. He tries and shows his skills by breaking some wafers which is not an easy thing to do. If you ever see this finger guy in the streets, run. Nothing good can come about fighting a guy like that.

Different destinations

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

Thailand National Park - Awesome Pictures - III

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Thailand National Park - Awesome Pictures - II

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Thailand National Park - Awesome Pictures - I

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Do you have Boyfriend ?

UNKNOWN CALL :-

He ------- Do you have Boyfriend ?

SHE ------ Yes ! Who are you ?

HE ------- Main bol raha hoon tera BHAI..ruk ghar aata hoon fir bata hoon tujhe (angry)
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ANOTHER UNKONWN CALL :-

HE ------ Do you have Boyfriend ?

SHE ------- oh no no! Who are you?

HE ------ I am your Boyfriend (angry) Cheat you broke my heart...

SHE -------Oh Sorry Darling !!! I thought you are my brother...

HE ---- Main tera BHAI hi bol raha hoon kamini Ruk aaj tu...

Phool wala

Phool wala:
Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi girl frnd nahi...

Phool wala:
Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...

Admi:
Meri koi biwi bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja! :P

Height of stupidity

STUPIDITY HAS NO LIMITS.. .!! :D
Examples Of Stupid Questions that
People Ask

1. When People see you Lying Down,
With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask:
"Are You Sleeping?"
(No! I'm Trying to Die?)

2. When It's Raining & Someone
Notices You going Out, they Ask:
"Are You Going Out In this Rain?"
(No, In The Next one.)

3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline:
"Where are you?"
(At the Bus Stop!)

4. They See you Wet Coming from the
Bathroom:
"Did You Just Have A Bath?"
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)

5. You are Standing Right In Front Of
the Elevator On The Ground Floor &
they Ask:
"Going Up?"
(No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment
to Come Down & Get Me.)

6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for
your Sweetheart, they Ask:
"Are those Flowers?"
(No Baby! They are Carrots.)

7. You are On The Queue to Buy
Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw
You & Asks,
"What are you Doing Here?"

8. Jab bachche school se vapas aa rahe hote hain or koi known mil jaye...
Vo hamesha yehi puchege "aur beta ho gai chutti"
(nhi uncle school se bhag k aa rhe h)
stupid qns nd stupid people :-)

Stylish Social Networking Profile Pics for Girls

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Stylish Social Networking Profile Pics for Boys

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Stylish Profile Pics

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Don't Dunk These In Milk! Oreo Cream Centers Carved Into Cameos - III

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Don't Dunk These In Milk! Oreo Cream Centers Carved Into Cameos - II

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Don't Dunk These In Milk! Oreo Cream Centers Carved Into Cameos - I

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Artist Judith G. Klausner is a Somerville MA artist, who in her own words, has with a love for small, intricate, and overlooked things. Her "embroidered toast" was featured on many blogs and sites last year, but she's really outdone herself with her latest series of carved Oreo cookie cream centers.


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Working intricately on the cream centers of both traditional and vanilla Oreo cookies (not sure if they were Double Stuff or original) , she's created tiny sweet portraits in the style of classic and traditional cameos.

Kool Car Wallpapers - IV

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Kool Car Wallpapers - III

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Kool Car Wallpapers - II

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